Would you survive the end of the world?


After finishing the Apocalypse Made Easy! training course, the answer will be most definitely perhaps.

Gathering the Friends

Step 1

Gather your friends!

The number one most rhyming rule for apocalypse survival is don't go solo. Don't have any friends? How about tolerable coworkers? Or random people from the internet? They’ll do.

Heading to the Starting Point

Step 2

Choose a scenario!

Pick from four scenarios, each focusing on a different skill. Then take your phones and travel to the start point to get... started. How you get there is up to you.

Commence surviving

Step 3

Start surviving!

Message us to get started. Then work with your team to survive the scenario. Top teams will win highly useful survival kits filled with stuff we didn’t have room for in the garage.

Crossing East Agony Lake

FAQs

Here are the four questions we've ever been asked!

  • How does the training course work?

    Create or join a team of 2 to 5 people. Then choose from four different scenarios, each focusing on a separate aspect of doomsday preparedness and/or survival. In Vancouver we've got ones focusing on water filtration, psychosocial relations, homesteading, and earthquake prep. Then take your phones and travel to the starting point. An AI named BORIS will send you your first instructions. Work together to navigate the scenario as you build survival skills and interpret BORIS’ confounding statements. And do all of that accurately and promptly, as you’re being judged and timed.

  • Who are the Citizens for a Friendlier Post-Apocalypse?

    Following a confusing election cycle, we rose to power on our single-issue, semi-transparent platform of optional (mandatory) apocalypse survival training for all citizens. We believe—nay, know—that the world will end soon. And thanks to us, everybody will be prepared. But it's not enough to prepare for the end of the world. Can we make the end of the world a better place than the non-end of the world? Can we make it a friendlier place? Our answer is yes. After much refinement and many, many deadly errors, we have created the most perfectly friendly apocalypse survival training course around. We've made it accessible. We've made Apocalypse Made Easy! Divided into convenient probable disaster scenarios, Apocalypse Made Easy! is a team-based, hands-on training course delivered by non-other than Boris, the text messaging robot.

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  • When will the training course be ready?

    The course will launch in Vancouver, Canada, during the calendar month of April in the year of 2018. Soon after it will launch in Kelowna, Canada. But you can sign up below if you're interested in becoming a beta tester.

Receive a complimentary friendly email when we launch the course.

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